The Embellished Tattoos

– September 26, 2011Posted in: Features, Humor

A woman named Esther Kwan got her initial tattooed on her breast where no one can see it. Now she has an unknown Kwan tit “E”.

She paid for her boyfriend Don Aldini to get his initial tattooed several times on his knee. Now he has a Don “all D” knee.

That night in bed, he got out a marker and drew a stringed instrument around Esther’s tattoo. Now she has a “bouzouk E”.

She returned the favor by writing his favorite band name. Now he has a “Who D” knee.

He drew a couple cute bugs by her initial and put their names in them. He was thinking “our bees”.

Not to be outdone, she started to write something in Spanish on his knee, but could only get a word in edgewise. Now he has a Don “D esta”.

Just as she was falling asleep, he thought he’d put one more drawing on her breast when she suddenly rolled over. Now she has a “jerk E”.

Inspired by her paying for his ink, just before he nodded off he wrote on his own knee. Now he has “D Nero”.