An old woman in a tall pointed black hat and a flowing black gown walked into the police station in Salem, Mass.
“My name is Witch Way. I’d like to report a death,” she said.
“Who’s the deceased, ma’am,” the desk sergeant asked.
“Her name is Forrece,” she said.
“Is she a member of your coven?”
“Yes, and we’re all terribly upset by her passing.”
“Why is that ma’am?”
“She was such a jolly good person, always eating her favorite snack. I think it’s what killed her.”
“What was she eating?”
“She had a sweet tooth for Nobody Candy. We found an empty bag near her body.”
“Ok, ma’am, we’ll investigate. I have the facts listed as: Forrece; a jolly good fellow witch; Nobody Candy nigh.”
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